18 yasinda bir lise son cocugunun kurdugu site. Giriyosun karsina hemen ardindan gireni bagliyor. Hazir olan hic bir bilgi olmadan 2 kisiyi sohbet ettiriyor. Istedigini sor, begenmezsen cik git. Bir ilginc ozelligi de edilen sohbet bittiginde altta kaydet tusu cikiyor ve bilgisayarina kaydediyosun. Bu site dunyaca unlu olmus, ve bir sekilde bana da ulasti, dun gece girdim baktim. Bu ara eksisozlukte baya moda oldugu icin Turkler cogunluktaydi. Ilginc sonuclar olustu. Onlari burda kronolojik sirayla paylasicam simdi.1) Ilk deneme
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You: naber la
Stranger: nerdesin olum 2 saattir
Stranger: naptın
You: sictim
You: sen napiyon
Stranger: sigara yakıcam dur
Stranger: koç üni geyiği ne
Stranger: yurtta mı yayılmış
You: hee
You: komsular birbiriyle
You: konusuyomus falan
Stranger: haketen neler dönmüş olmuş
You: yurttan
You: sesler korosu
Stranger: sahiden sıçmaıdn di mi
Stranger: yalancısınız hepiniz, erkekler....
You: oyleyizdir
You: ama bise sorcam
Stranger: yes
You: neyse bosver
Stranger: temam
Stranger: öperim, iy geceler
You: hastasinim
Stranger: bi daha denk gelirsek benim nick stranger hacı
Stranger: hahahah
You: olrayt
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2) Burda bi onceki konusmada bana yapilan sakayi kopyaladim milleti avlamaya calisiyodum biri oltaya geldi cidden.
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You: Hello, This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.
You: Do you want to talk to me about that?
Stranger: Ah, sorry, I definitely own up to that and will stop now!
Stranger: I apologize for this. :(
Stranger: OH WAIT WHAT
Stranger: Hahaha no.
Stranger: I thought it was because I was constantly going from room to room looking for "Kam"
You: Yes I think that was it.
Stranger: Of course, of course.
Stranger: Also, cool idea.
Stranger: Scared the hell out of me.
Stranger: Seriously, it worked freaking well.
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3) Yorumsuz
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: greece
You: u
Stranger: ooh neighbour
Stranger: :))
You: are you turkish
Stranger: yeah :))
You: some of you guys are cool
You: but most of you i dont like
Stranger: actually i think the same
You: so you think you are cool lol
Stranger: no i think you are cool :))
You: then i think the same for you
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: where r u living in greece?
You: athens
You: you?
Stranger: izmir
Stranger: or smyrni
Stranger: :)
You: oh i know
You: it is like a saved place or sth in turkey right ?
You: politically
Stranger: yes izmir is totally different
Stranger: because of its people
You: how come?
You: cant they just travel from other cities
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ı dont understand
Stranger: where?
Stranger: to izmir
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: everybody can travel every city in turkey
You: so why its different form the city next to it?
Stranger: really i dont know but yeah you are right
You: :)
Stranger: now i am studying at cyprus
You: there should be greek people too
Stranger: yes
You: you learnt any words from them
Stranger: amm
Stranger: i know lots of greek song
Stranger: i am from bornova in izmir
Stranger: and
Stranger: paporaki tou bournova
Stranger: kekarotsa dis terias
Stranger: or smthing
Stranger: :D
You: yes
You: yo know sakis rouvas
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: anna vissi
You: anna vissi isnt that famous
You: but everybody knows sakis rouvas
You: is he famous there too or you ust know much
Stranger: famous of course
You: i know tarkan
You: mor ve otesi
Stranger: he was in lots of tv shows here
Stranger: ooh i like mor ve ötesi
You: yes i like rock music
You: and i think they are good
Stranger: yeah i think so
You: what was the song
You: dali
You: deli
Stranger: aah
Stranger: "the crazy"
Stranger: :D
Stranger: the eurovision song right?
You: yes
You: what is crazy
You: the maning
You: meaning
Stranger: deli means crazy
Stranger: yeag
Stranger: yeah
You: ok i got to go
You: nice talking to you
Stranger: u 2 bro
You: turkish friend
You: cool friend :P
Stranger: actually u can add me
Stranger: if u want
Stranger: blackdark238@hotmail.com
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4) Hmm
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Stranger: Have you read 1984/The Lord of the Rings/The Inferno/Angels & Demons
You: yes
You: not inferno only
You: but other 3
Stranger: Ok. You know how hard it is to find someone who has read even one of them?
You: no actually there are a lot of people who hav read these
You: they are lik the most famous books in the universe
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5) Le finale
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Stranger: havada durdum
You: la gel az
Stranger: şahitlerim var, havada durdum
You: simdi adam demis
You: halpte demis
You: 3 okka
Stranger: alalllllahhhhh,
You: sadri bey napiyosunuz
You: gel tarikcim
You: alialim sizi disari
You: evet alalim
Stranger: hal erken gitti... gitmese ben öle havada kalırdım, tarıkında aklını alırdım hafız
You: sana gelen bana gelsin
You: ben de ucucam
You: kaplimbalar da sicar
Stranger: yerde bi bi kaç tur dönmek lazım. bide dikkat et, ben o gün dönerken kafayı hafif çarpmışım - o gün bugün bi baş dönmesi sorma
You: ben ucuyom ozaman
You: hadi
You: allllaaaahhhh
Stranger: hep beraber hadi
Stranger: allllaaahhhh
You: allllllaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: allllaaahhhhhhhhhhh hadi uç
Stranger: :D
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1 comment:
ahahaha
izmirlinin beynini okuyup bozdun gibi
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